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Hot Stewardess

These girls are gorgeous! I’d like to fly in their company. I know that some of them are just posing for photos, and they’re not a real stewardess, but… Nothing can’t stop me to imagine them on a plane and serving me. And, I’ve also put few jokes about ‘em, just to turn your attention for a second : )

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After the pilot made the take off announcement, he had forgotten to switch off the in flight microphone. The pilot said to his co-pilot that he will take a dump in the toilet, and then will do the new air stewardess.
The new hostess heard the flight announcement, quickly ran to the cabin to tell the captain he’d forgotten to switch off the microphone. Unluckily on the way she slipped and fell on the aisle, an old lady that was sitting nearby said to her “Darling, no need to rush, he said he will got to the toilet first”.

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Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess? A: A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit. ” A schoolteacher says, “We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right. ”
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally. “

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Hot Stewardess

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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room? ” the captain asked, “Why not? “The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

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Hot Stewardess

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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets. When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, “I’m sorry, sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub. “

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When the Air Force 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom: “The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position. “

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Hot Stewardess

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Hot Stewardess

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Hot Stewardess

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